Recently Jerry Falwell charged that the creators of Teletubbies was sending out a bad message with Tinky Winky because he was gay because his antenna was a triangle and he was purple. Well the Teletubby sex scandal is a lot more sinister than that it seems.

Indeed Tinky Winky is gay, maybe because of the reasons stated by Mr. Falwell but because he's also infamous for carrying a purse, dressing up in tutus and dancing, and does have a rather feminine voice.

Po has the antenna with the round hole and Dipsy has the straight antenna. Respectively those are a vagina and penis and they be hot and horney Teletubbies getting it on whenever possible.

Laalaa is a hemaphrodite. She/he has the antenna has both the hole and the straight antenna. So is Laalaa a male/female/ or both?

Well, now that we know the sordid truth behind the Teletubbies all we can hope is that a xxx movie doesn't come out, and the poor children don't become scarred for life.