Narts are things written about stuff. Some by me, some by others.

Happy Narts Unhappy Narts
shirley manson: a bottle of eyeliner with eyes and lips?
Billie: My Pet Monkey
Nicole, We Really Sympathise
Cheetara, Sexy Cartoon Cat
Spice Hurls
But you surely must know the appeal between your legs has worn off
Dawson's Reek
J.Lo: An Ass with a Head

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