Congratulations! You've found the Super Revamped Happy Happy Super Tony Robbins Suprise Page! You still haven't won anything, but now you get to take part in an important test. As I type this it is now April 26, 2003 at approximately 1:20 AM approximately two years after any part of SLC has been updated. During those two years I've worked out and excecised. I've eaten healthier and done everything I can to get into shape. This morning as I was getting out of the shower I noticed the fine figure my buttocks had turned into. Now what I want you to do is compare the two pics on this page. One is of Avril Lavigne's buttocks and the other is of my buttocks. Now tell me who has the finer looking pair of buttocks?
Now I don't want to come off as a sore winner, but god damn I'm very fond and proud of myself. I'll give Avril her credit. She's a cute 18 yr old from Canada, yes I'll forgive her for being Canadian, and she can jump real good and open her mouth pretty wide, but come on folks. There's just no comparison. Oh and to anyone looking at the page feeling envious, don't be. Not everyone can have as fine an ass as I.
P.S. Did you know the word "ass" is spelled twice in the word "assassin"?
P.P.S. While I forgive Avril for being Canadian, Bryan Adams can go suck on a bowl of napkins for all I care.
P.P.S.S. In case you didn't see it on Mayonessa's page Donna Jo and I are getting married on February 31, 2004. We are registered at all Best Buy and Game Stop stores, but if you don't want to do that then send me naked drawings of Cheetara from Thundercats.
