Can't quite bring yourself to tell the woman you love^* exactly how you feel about her? Are you, like millions of other men, struggling for the words to adequately sum up what your relationship with your significant other means to you? Not quite sure what to buy her? Need some help? I've got the help you need.

This little Valentine should do the trick. If she doesn't love you more than she did before she sees this beauty pop up on her screen, then there's just something wrong with you. Loser.

Just copy and paste the URL of this into an e-mail (I could just put up some kind of e-mail script that does it for you - but let's face it, I don't have that kind of time to be lazy for you) and send it off to her. There will be a reaction. I guarantee it.

Ladies: If you received this from someone who loves you, consider yourself lucky. I would swoon a thousand swoons to have these words whispered in my ear. Now go make your man some dinner.

*Disclaimer: Gender based on a heterosexual relationship. Sorry, but it's the majority sexual preference.