Now let me introduce you to a nice, slummy land up in North Yorkshire known as Leeds. It's the home of Melanie Brown (aka the loud, obnoxious one) from the Spice Girls, as well as numerous vampire whore cows. If you see something pretty or fragile here, believe me, you're seeing things. This is Leeds on a brilliant Friday afternoon. As you can see, it's bright, cheerful, and... ok, it's painful to talk about this any more.

(Honestly, it's not that bad.)



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