Formerly known as Stacy's House of Pretending to be Some Kind of a Good Artist in Order to (Try To) Impress People She Doesn't Even Know*

Well well, whatcha doin here laddie? Really *this* bored? Well, so am I, cos I'm actually writing this. (Did that make sense to you? Me neither.)

What can you say about artwork?! It's... artwork.

I hope you found this front page to be as fulfilling to read as it was for me to type up.

Main Courses

Carps in Egg Custard
Moong Bean Sprouts With Chives
Braised Prawns
Watercress Salad
Roast Mutton Kabobs
Manapua
Egg Filled Pancakes
Bean Curd Balls
Crunchy Fritters
Bean & Yougert Rolls
Pork Cubes With Green Peppers
Shrimp Meat Balls
Vanilla Ice Cream
Watermelon With Sauce
Spicy Eggplant
Chinese Yams in Spun Syrup
Breaded Tofu Cutlets

Side Orders

Tater Tots! Lots and lots of potatoes!

Super Value Meals

Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
When I grow up, I'll be stable!
Inside Joke Alert!
Mr. Non-Descript Man Never Gets a Holiday

Soup DuJour

Salty Tear Gumbo



Heal the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race.

*Had to change the name of the page because the title command was so long it kept crashing my browser.

This page was last updated on February 15th, Y2K3. If you survive, please come again.

Please note: Don't take this seriously. The "Artiste" isn't really an artist... just a damn good copier. But even tho lots of this stuff is copyright other people, all this art is © mayonessa, 1990-2004.