First off, what's your name?

What's your e-mail address? (Note: this is for my info only... I won't sell your address for food or crack or whatever... Nor will I stick it up on the site.)

Is this a new profile, or are you updating the one that's up right this minute?

I'm new
I'm updating, thanks


Ok, here we go. These are the profile questions. Please fill them all out, or I'll have to hunt you down and force you to do something really, really vile. What that thing is yet, I don't know, but rest assured the longer it takes me to think of it, the more vile it will be.


Name you want used on the profile:

Net Alias(es):

Superhero Name:

Date of Birth:

Number of years online:

Where do you hail from?:

How did you meet mayonessa?:

Condiment of choice?:

Favourite American Gladiator:

Do you believe in Cheese?

Yes
No

If so, what's your favourite cheese/diety:

What's at the top of your "action item" list?:

Grace us with a haiku.

Best bodily function:

Dead animal of your choice (endangered species preferred):

Who is your favourite Spice Girl?

Explain your answer to the above question.

When is the best time to eat at iHop, in your humble opinion?

Favourite Non-Descript man pose:

Why green? And why doesn't Bob know?

OBRecipe/birth announcement/ascii art: