Talk Soup, people like Talk Soup
Talk Soup, it's an awesome show

The best of the talk shows, that's what it is
John Henson's the host, he's the best in the biz
They show Charles and Jerry, Leeza and Ro
Maury, Montel and the Tonight show
Strippers and schitzos and lesbians and more
She says he's a freak and he claims she's a whore
Those people are weird and the shows are confusing
I guess that's why Talk Soup is so darned amusing

John Henson, I like John Henson
John Henson, he's my kind of guy

The first time I saw him I nearly flipped
I thought, my goodness, that guy is ripped!
Repetition is the name of his game
He gave Darren's Nasty Boy Turnovers all of its fame
His stories are enchanting, and I'm not lyin'
Just look at his cow story on Conan O'Brien
He brings the show laughter, he brings the show cheer
But he'd better remember he's no Greg Kinnear.

Talk Soup, I like Talk Soup
Talk Soup, it's the best show on tv

I like to watch it while I eat
A big bucket of Grandma's Chicken Feet
I like the spoons flying through the air
And I like the spot in Skunk Boy's hair
(I have one complaint, it's about the mugs
They cost too much, it really bugs!)
Oh well, it's okay, I don't really care
As long as Talk Soup never goes off the air.