Farting makes you feel good
Even though it's very rude

If you don't know what it is, I'll explain
Don't worry 'cause there is no pain

A fart is simply a ball of gas
That builds up big and goes out your ass

It can be silent or it can be loud
It can be invisible or make a cloud

It can make a squeak or sound like you exploded
And it makes you feel like you've unloaded

For some odd reason it makes you laugh
When bubbles appear in your bath

And it's a riot when people are around
And nobody 'cept you knows who made the sound

When you're all alone just let 'em blow
And laugh out loud 'cause no one will know

Some have no smell and some smell like shit
They come when you're standing and when you sit

When you laugh too hard you'll sometimes poot
And it's really very quite a hoot

All people fart, old and young
Some alone and some with dung

And you feel so very relieved
When you let one out that you've conceived

So don't be cruel, do a good deed
And let that tiny fart be freed